Ladies and Gentlemen, feast your eyes on this pristine piece of automotive mastery, the 2014 Audi A5 8T Coupe 2dr S tronic 7sp quattro 2.0T [MY14]. It's not just a car, it's a lifestyle choice, a statement of sophistication, and a punchline to the joke of everyday driving.

Now, I hear you asking, ''What makes this car so special?'' Well, my friend, sit back, buckle up and let's take a journey together. This beast of a Coupe is as sleek and sophisticated as an Olympic figure skater, with a sports automatic dual clutch transmission that changes gears smoother than a pickpocket at a tourists' convention.

Powered by an unleaded 2.0T engine, this Audi A5 sprints from 0 to 60 faster than a cat spotting a cucumber. And with just 89,000 Kms under its belt, it's still got fewer miles than Santa Claus racks up in a single Christmas Eve.

But it's not all about speed, my friend. This car's got more quattro than an Italian restaurant. The quattro all-wheel drive system means it sticks to the road like gum on a hot sidewalk, giving you the confidence to tackle those tricky turns like a pro.

And let's talk about the ''White'' exterior colour. It's not just white. It's the kind of white that would make a unicorn jealous. And the interior? Well, it's got more seats than a small cinema, enough room for you and four of your closest friends or the entire family if you're up for a road trip.

The condition? Good. No, not just good. Great. Like finding a twenty-dollar bill in your old jeans, kind of great. But don’t just take my word for it, come and see for yourself. We offer test drives because we believe in love at first drive.

And that's not all. We also offer finance, because we understand that not everyone has a money tree growing in their backyard. We also offer extended warranty, because let's face it, life happens. And for those of you who have been eyeing up the competition, we even do trade-ins.

So, if you're in the market for a car that's more than just a way to get from A to B, look no further than this 2014 Audi A5 8T Coupe

Ladies and Gentlemen, feast your eyes on this pristine piece of automotive mastery, the 2014 Audi A5 8T Coupe 2dr S tronic 7sp quattro 2.0T [MY14]. It's not just a car, it's a lifestyle choice, a statement of sophistication, and a punchline to the joke of everyday driving.

Now, I hear you asking, ''What makes this car so special?'' Well, my friend, sit back, buckle up and let's take a journey together. This beast of a Coupe is as sleek and sophisticated as an Olympic figure skater, with a sports automatic dual clutch transmission that changes gears smoother than a pickpocket at a tourists' convention.

Powered by an unleaded 2.0T engine, this Audi A5 sprints from 0 to 60 faster than a cat spotting a cucumber. And with just 89,000 Kms under its belt, it's still got fewer miles than Santa Claus racks up in a single Christmas Eve.

But it's not all about speed, my friend. This car's got more quattro than an Italian restaurant. The quattro all-wheel drive system means it sticks to the road like gum on a hot sidewalk, giving you the confidence to tackle those tricky turns like a pro.

And let's talk about the ''White'' exterior colour. It's not just white. It's the kind of white that would make a unicorn jealous. And the interior? Well, it's got more seats than a small cinema, enough room for you and four of your closest friends or the entire family if you're up for a road trip.

The condition? Good. No, not just good. Great. Like finding a twenty-dollar bill in your old jeans, kind of great. But don’t just take my word for it, come and see for yourself. We offer test drives because we believe in love at first drive.

And that's not all. We also offer finance, because we understand that not everyone has a money tree growing in their backyard. We also offer extended warranty, because let's face it, life happens. And for those of you who have been eyeing up the competition, we even do trade-ins.

So, if you're in the market for a car that's more than just a way to get from A to B, look no further than this 2014 Audi A5 8T Coupe