Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, gather round as I tell you about the marvellous motor marvel, the vehicular virtuoso, the four-wheeled wonder that is the Mitsubishi Triton MQ MY17 GLX Cab Chassis Single Cab. Yes folks, this isn't just any old truck, this is a 2017 model, a year known for its remarkable global warming and the reign of the fidget spinner!

Now, let's talk about this bad boy's body. It's a Cab Chassis, which is like the six-pack abs of the truck world. And not just any Cab Chassis, but a Single Cab. That means it can seat two, making it perfect for romantic sunset drives to the dump, or if you've ticked off your spouse, a comfy place to sleep for a night.

But wait, there's more! This beauty comes with a Sports Automatic transmission. Now, I know what you're thinking - ''Sports Automatic? Does it come with a six-pack and a football?'' Well, not quite. But it does mean that this truck can change gears faster than a chameleon changes colours.

Under the hood, we've got a Diesel engine that's as reliable and hardworking as a St. Bernard dog. This 4-cylinder beast is like the heart of a champion racehorse under the hood of your truck, always ready to gallop at your command. And speaking of command, you'll be commanding attention on the streets with this truck's dazzling white exterior - so white, even your laundry detergent is jealous!

Now, I know you're all thinking, ''But what if something goes wrong?'' Well, fear not, because we offer an Extended Warranty. That's right folks, our warranty is like a good Netflix series - it just keeps going and going. And for those of you who are a little unsure, we also offer Test Drives. You can take this beauty for a spin and see if it makes your heart race faster than a squirrel on a sugar rush.

We also understand that finances can be a bit like a Rubik's cube - confusing and frustrating. But don't worry, we've got you covered with our Finance services. We'll do the number crunching while you do the gear crunching. And if you've got an old lemon you're trying to get rid of, we also accept Trade-ins. That's right, bring us your old banger and

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, gather round as I tell you about the marvellous motor marvel, the vehicular virtuoso, the four-wheeled wonder that is the Mitsubishi Triton MQ MY17 GLX Cab Chassis Single Cab. Yes folks, this isn't just any old truck, this is a 2017 model, a year known for its remarkable global warming and the reign of the fidget spinner!

Now, let's talk about this bad boy's body. It's a Cab Chassis, which is like the six-pack abs of the truck world. And not just any Cab Chassis, but a Single Cab. That means it can seat two, making it perfect for romantic sunset drives to the dump, or if you've ticked off your spouse, a comfy place to sleep for a night.

But wait, there's more! This beauty comes with a Sports Automatic transmission. Now, I know what you're thinking - ''Sports Automatic? Does it come with a six-pack and a football?'' Well, not quite. But it does mean that this truck can change gears faster than a chameleon changes colours.

Under the hood, we've got a Diesel engine that's as reliable and hardworking as a St. Bernard dog. This 4-cylinder beast is like the heart of a champion racehorse under the hood of your truck, always ready to gallop at your command. And speaking of command, you'll be commanding attention on the streets with this truck's dazzling white exterior - so white, even your laundry detergent is jealous!

Now, I know you're all thinking, ''But what if something goes wrong?'' Well, fear not, because we offer an Extended Warranty. That's right folks, our warranty is like a good Netflix series - it just keeps going and going. And for those of you who are a little unsure, we also offer Test Drives. You can take this beauty for a spin and see if it makes your heart race faster than a squirrel on a sugar rush.

We also understand that finances can be a bit like a Rubik's cube - confusing and frustrating. But don't worry, we've got you covered with our Finance services. We'll do the number crunching while you do the gear crunching. And if you've got an old lemon you're trying to get rid of, we also accept Trade-ins. That's right, bring us your old banger and