Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and feast your eyes on the automotive equivalent of a red velvet cake on wheels—the 2016 Chrysler 300 LX SRT Sedan! This fiery chariot boasts an 8-cylinder engine that's so powerful, it could probably tow your in-laws' opinions right out of the driveway. With a sports automatic transmission, you'll be gliding through gears smoother than a buttered seal on a slip 'n slide.

This beauty comes in a red so vibrant, it makes tomatoes jealous. Slide into the five-seat cabin that's roomier than your aunt's purse at a buffet, and experience the thrill of having only 64,164 kms on the odometer—practically a toddler in car years!

But wait, there's more! We're offering finance options so flexible, they're practically doing yoga. Test drives are available, so you can take this beast for a spin and experience what it feels like to be the coolest person at every stoplight. Have a trade-in? We'll take it off your hands faster than you can say ''unleaded fuel.''

So come on down to our dealership—where car sales are our middle name and humor is always included at no extra charge!

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and feast your eyes on the automotive equivalent of a red velvet cake on wheels—the 2016 Chrysler 300 LX SRT Sedan! This fiery chariot boasts an 8-cylinder engine that's so powerful, it could probably tow your in-laws' opinions right out of the driveway. With a sports automatic transmission, you'll be gliding through gears smoother than a buttered seal on a slip 'n slide.

This beauty comes in a red so vibrant, it makes tomatoes jealous. Slide into the five-seat cabin that's roomier than your aunt's purse at a buffet, and experience the thrill of having only 64,164 kms on the odometer—practically a toddler in car years!

But wait, there's more! We're offering finance options so flexible, they're practically doing yoga. Test drives are available, so you can take this beast for a spin and experience what it feels like to be the coolest person at every stoplight. Have a trade-in? We'll take it off your hands faster than you can say ''unleaded fuel.''

So come on down to our dealership—where car sales are our middle name and humor is always included at no extra charge!