Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather around and feast your eyes on this purring panther of the automobile world - the 2013 Holden Commodore VF SS V Sedan 4dr Spts Auto 6sp 6.0i [MY14]. This isn't just a car, it's a statement. It's a declaration of your superior taste and daredevil spirit. And it comes in the most dashing colour of all - black.

Now, let's talk about the heart of this beast – the engine. It's got an 8-cylinder, 6.0-litre engine that's just waiting to be unleashed. You can practically hear it growl, ''I eat hybrids for breakfast!'' It's an unleaded fuel type, which means it's as environmentally conscious as a carnivorous feline can be.

This magnificent machine has a Sports Automatic transmission that switches gears as smoothly as a professional dancer performing the tango. With 166,745 kilometres on the odometer, this car has seen more of the country than most travel bloggers. But don't worry, it's still in good condition, just like your grandma's china that's been around for ages but still looks pristine.

In terms of seating, this Commodore can comfortably accommodate five adults - or a circus clown troupe, your choice. Either way, there’s enough room for everyone to stretch their legs, or juggle bowling pins.

Now, you may be thinking, ''This is all great, but what if I need some help with the finances?'' Well, dear friend, fear not. We offer finance options that are as flexible as a yoga instructor. We can bend it, twist it, and tailor it to suit your needs. And if you’re the kind of person who likes to be prepared for every eventuality, we’ve got you covered with extended warranty options. Because we know that life happens, and sometimes it happens to your car.

Still not convinced? Come and take this beauty for a test drive. We assure you, it's as thrilling as a roller-coaster ride but without the dizzying heights and screaming children.

And if you've got a car that's been gathering dust in your garage, we accept trade-ins too. Bring in your old car, and leave with this sleek, black beauty. It's like a magic trick, only better because you end up with a Holden Commodore.

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather around and feast your eyes on this purring panther of the automobile world - the 2013 Holden Commodore VF SS V Sedan 4dr Spts Auto 6sp 6.0i [MY14]. This isn't just a car, it's a statement. It's a declaration of your superior taste and daredevil spirit. And it comes in the most dashing colour of all - black.

Now, let's talk about the heart of this beast – the engine. It's got an 8-cylinder, 6.0-litre engine that's just waiting to be unleashed. You can practically hear it growl, ''I eat hybrids for breakfast!'' It's an unleaded fuel type, which means it's as environmentally conscious as a carnivorous feline can be.

This magnificent machine has a Sports Automatic transmission that switches gears as smoothly as a professional dancer performing the tango. With 166,745 kilometres on the odometer, this car has seen more of the country than most travel bloggers. But don't worry, it's still in good condition, just like your grandma's china that's been around for ages but still looks pristine.

In terms of seating, this Commodore can comfortably accommodate five adults - or a circus clown troupe, your choice. Either way, there’s enough room for everyone to stretch their legs, or juggle bowling pins.

Now, you may be thinking, ''This is all great, but what if I need some help with the finances?'' Well, dear friend, fear not. We offer finance options that are as flexible as a yoga instructor. We can bend it, twist it, and tailor it to suit your needs. And if you’re the kind of person who likes to be prepared for every eventuality, we’ve got you covered with extended warranty options. Because we know that life happens, and sometimes it happens to your car.

Still not convinced? Come and take this beauty for a test drive. We assure you, it's as thrilling as a roller-coaster ride but without the dizzying heights and screaming children.

And if you've got a car that's been gathering dust in your garage, we accept trade-ins too. Bring in your old car, and leave with this sleek, black beauty. It's like a magic trick, only better because you end up with a Holden Commodore.

So, what are