$7,999

Introducing the 2013 Kia Grand Carnival VQ S Wagon! This trusty steed is as versatile as a Swiss army knife and has more room than a clown car at the circus. With enough seating for eight, you can finally bring your entire extended family, their pets, and maybe a hitchhiker or two on your next road trip.

Under the hood, we've got a 6-cylinder engine that's more powerful than your Aunt Edna's punchlines at Thanksgiving dinner. The sports automatic transmission ensures that every drive feels like you're in a Fast & Furious movie, minus the explosions, of course.

This beauty is dressed in a classic white, because who needs fancy colors when you can go with the timeless look of an angelic fridge on wheels? With 229,358 kms on the odometer, it's been around the block more times than a pizza delivery guy, but don't worry, it's still in good condition and ready to roll.

Need financing? We’ve got you covered faster than Grandma knits a sweater. Want to take it for a spin? Our test drives will have you grinning wider than a kid in a candy store. Got a trade-in? We'll make you an offer so good, you’ll think we’ve lost our marbles.

So, whether you're a soccer mom, a road trip enthusiast, or just someone who loves the idea of having a mobile living room, this Kia Grand Carnival is your ticket to ride. Come on down, have a laugh, and let’s make a deal that’ll leave you chuckling all the way home!