Ladies and Gentlemen, gather 'round and feast your eyes on this metallic beast of burden! Introducing the 2017 Ford Ranger PX MkII MY18 FX4 Utility Double Cab 4dr Spts Auto 6sp, 4x4 952kg 3.2DT, a name so long it could win a hot dog eating contest!

This isn’t just your run-of-the-mill Ranger. Oh, no. This is the PX MkII MY18 FX4, a variant that sounds like a secret code used by spies to order their morning latte. It's a name that screams ''I'm not just here to do the school run, I’m also here to conquer mountains, cross rivers and carry 952kg of firewood!''

With a muscular 3.2DT diesel engine that purrs like a lion who just found a lifetime supply of steak, this Ranger is as rugged as a lumberjack after a month-long forest retreat. And believe me, it's got the power to match. I mean, you could probably haul a small moon with this thing.

Now, let's talk about the exterior. This beauty is as grey as a stormy sky, but the only thing it’ll rain down is pure, unadulterated envy from your neighbours. Imagine pulling up in this beast, the grey finish shining in the sunlight, the engine humming a deep, throaty tune that would make Barry White blush!

This Ranger is not all brawn and no brains, either. It's got a sports automatic transmission, making it smarter than most of my exes. No manual labour here, just sit back, relax, and let the Ranger do the heavy lifting.

Now, let's talk mileage. This stallion has breezed through 120,000 Kms, a mere warm-up for a vehicle of this calibre. It's in excellent condition and ready to create stories of adventure with you.

But wait, there's more! Much like a seasoned waiter at a fancy restaurant, we offer a variety of services that will make your experience as smooth as a freshly waxed otter sliding down a water slide. Need finance? We've got you covered. Fancy a test drive? Hop in, the water's fine! Got a trade-in? We'll take it off your hands. We're like the fairy godmother of car dealerships, turning your automotive dreams into reality.

So, what

Ladies and Gentlemen, gather 'round and feast your eyes on this metallic beast of burden! Introducing the 2017 Ford Ranger PX MkII MY18 FX4 Utility Double Cab 4dr Spts Auto 6sp, 4x4 952kg 3.2DT, a name so long it could win a hot dog eating contest!

This isn’t just your run-of-the-mill Ranger. Oh, no. This is the PX MkII MY18 FX4, a variant that sounds like a secret code used by spies to order their morning latte. It's a name that screams ''I'm not just here to do the school run, I’m also here to conquer mountains, cross rivers and carry 952kg of firewood!''

With a muscular 3.2DT diesel engine that purrs like a lion who just found a lifetime supply of steak, this Ranger is as rugged as a lumberjack after a month-long forest retreat. And believe me, it's got the power to match. I mean, you could probably haul a small moon with this thing.

Now, let's talk about the exterior. This beauty is as grey as a stormy sky, but the only thing it’ll rain down is pure, unadulterated envy from your neighbours. Imagine pulling up in this beast, the grey finish shining in the sunlight, the engine humming a deep, throaty tune that would make Barry White blush!

This Ranger is not all brawn and no brains, either. It's got a sports automatic transmission, making it smarter than most of my exes. No manual labour here, just sit back, relax, and let the Ranger do the heavy lifting.

Now, let's talk mileage. This stallion has breezed through 120,000 Kms, a mere warm-up for a vehicle of this calibre. It's in excellent condition and ready to create stories of adventure with you.

But wait, there's more! Much like a seasoned waiter at a fancy restaurant, we offer a variety of services that will make your experience as smooth as a freshly waxed otter sliding down a water slide. Need finance? We've got you covered. Fancy a test drive? Hop in, the water's fine! Got a trade-in? We'll take it off your hands. We're like the fairy godmother of car dealerships, turning your automotive dreams into reality.

So, what