Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines and prepare yourselves for the ride of a lifetime! Introducing the 2018 Isuzu D-MAX MY17 LS-M Utility Crew Cab, with a sporty automatic transmission and a 4x4 drive that makes it feel more like a sports car than a utility vehicle. It's got muscle, it's got style, and it's got enough room for your mother-in-law in the back (although we can't promise she won't complain about the ride).

This beautiful beast is silver in colour, and before you ask, yes, it IS the same silver as your grandmother's antique tea set. It's a four-cylinder diesel engine that has more kick than a kangaroo on a trampoline and it's about as subtle as a rhino in a china shop. It's got 188,240 Kms on the odometer, but let's remember that age is just a number. And this number says experience, not old age.

The D-MAX comes with a sports automatic transmission that's so smooth, it makes butter look like sandpaper. You'll be cruising down the highway at a speed that's entirely legal, but feels so much faster. With seating for five, you and your crew will have plenty of room for those long road trips to the beach, or the in-laws, or if you're really unlucky, the beach with the in-laws.

Now, let's talk services. We've got finance options available that are so flexible, you'd think they were doing yoga. Extended warranty? Of course, because we believe in this truck and you should too. Test drives are also on the table, because we believe in try before you buy. Unless it's a tattoo, in which case, please be sure about it before the needle hits the skin.

Got a trade-in? Fantastic! We love old cars, they've got character. And by character, we mean that weird rattling noise that no one can figure out. Don't worry, we've got a guy for that.

And finally, we are a car dealership. Yes, we sell cars. A lot of them. But this one, this Isuzu D-MAX, this could be yours. Step right up and claim this beast. It's more than a car, it's a lifestyle. A statement. It says, ''Yes, I am the king of the road, and yes, I do look this

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines and prepare yourselves for the ride of a lifetime! Introducing the 2018 Isuzu D-MAX MY17 LS-M Utility Crew Cab, with a sporty automatic transmission and a 4x4 drive that makes it feel more like a sports car than a utility vehicle. It's got muscle, it's got style, and it's got enough room for your mother-in-law in the back (although we can't promise she won't complain about the ride).

This beautiful beast is silver in colour, and before you ask, yes, it IS the same silver as your grandmother's antique tea set. It's a four-cylinder diesel engine that has more kick than a kangaroo on a trampoline and it's about as subtle as a rhino in a china shop. It's got 188,240 Kms on the odometer, but let's remember that age is just a number. And this number says experience, not old age.

The D-MAX comes with a sports automatic transmission that's so smooth, it makes butter look like sandpaper. You'll be cruising down the highway at a speed that's entirely legal, but feels so much faster. With seating for five, you and your crew will have plenty of room for those long road trips to the beach, or the in-laws, or if you're really unlucky, the beach with the in-laws.

Now, let's talk services. We've got finance options available that are so flexible, you'd think they were doing yoga. Extended warranty? Of course, because we believe in this truck and you should too. Test drives are also on the table, because we believe in try before you buy. Unless it's a tattoo, in which case, please be sure about it before the needle hits the skin.

Got a trade-in? Fantastic! We love old cars, they've got character. And by character, we mean that weird rattling noise that no one can figure out. Don't worry, we've got a guy for that.

And finally, we are a car dealership. Yes, we sell cars. A lot of them. But this one, this Isuzu D-MAX, this could be yours. Step right up and claim this beast. It's more than a car, it's a lifestyle. A statement. It says, ''Yes, I am the king of the road, and yes, I do look this